# October 24, 2003 Pornoheft confirms gigs in Darmstadt and Frankfurt

Saturday, November 15, Darmstadt, Goldene Krone
Doors open at 11pm (0 €)
Sunday, December 7, Frankfurt, Nachtleben with Die Traktor
Doors open at 8pm (6,50 €)
Pre-sale tickets are available here. (5,50 €)
Tuesday, December 23, Frankfurt, Batschkapp with The Bullocks and Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Doors open at 8pm (14,95 €)
Pre-sale tickets are available here.

# October 23, 2003 New Pornoheft album in December!
Pornoheft has just finished the recordings for the new album. First auditions made sure that it will become a first class panic album! This merciless panic inferno will be unleashed in December, and the band will go on tour during November/December, together with such great bands like Die Traktor, The Bullocks and Peter and the Test Tube Babies.

# September 13, 2003 Sif Dishes receives apology after being held in custody
Sif Dishes has received an apology from Customs and Excise service after he was held in custody for two weeks on suspicion of rug juggling and smuggling. Dishes was stopped by customs officers at Rhein-Main Airport last Sunday on his way to South Africa. In a statement released on Friday, the Customs and Excise service said Dishes had been cleared and a full investigation was being held. "Tests on golf balls that were in Mr Dishes' possession gave a positive reading for a controlled substance more than once," the statement said. "However, in-depth forensic tests later confirmed that no controlled substance was present." Dishes said: "The way I have been treated is an absolute disgrace, but Pornoheft´s gonna perform a gig in Darmstadt in early November."

# August 23, 2003 Pornoheft plays Robert Johnson
Pornoheft will perform a gig at the Ja-Club in Offenbach which is part of the famous Robert Johnson. The band is proud to announce its affiliation to this state-of-the-art venue. Other artists that will play Robert Johnson on August 23 are: 200 Sachen, Dorian Paic, Sasse and George Spruce. Robert Johnson, Offenbach, Nordring 131. Doors open at 10 pm. (3 € / Code: Things)

# August 12, 2003 Welcome to the internet's biggest and best Pornoheft images web site!
Here are some new images of Pornoheft, which will be released in Japan this summer. These newly released images give the fans a way to identify the major sources of Pornoheft, anywhere on the planet. The images will be released in Saitama on August 25, for 2800 yen.

# August 11, 2003 Pornoheft signs Lickety Split and The Däöh hero Fisz Dipn as manager
We hope you should know Pornoheft by now and possibly Fiszn Dipn too, and if you´ve never heard about Pornoheft, go behind the blackboard! Pornoheft is extremely pleased to announce that Fisz Dipn has been retained as the new manager to advise on the eagerly anticipated US tour later in 2003. Fisz’s suitability for the role couldn’t be more perfect. He has enjoyed an enviably successful career as a manager at Fulham, West Ham, Aston Martin, Oxford Chip and Crystal Ball, and was part of the all-conquering Pornoheft team of the 1980s.

# July 2, 2003 Pornoheft live at Dreikönigskeller!
Because of legal issues Pornoheft must cancel the July 12th gig in Lyon, France. Nevertheless Pornoheft will perform a gig in Frankfurt at Dreikönigskeller that day instead. July 12, 2003, Dreikönigskeller Frankfurt, Färberstrasse 71. Various DJ's will perform before and after the show. (2 €)

# June 4, 2003 Pornoheft gig in Frankfurt confirmed for June 20, 2003
Renowned bands will join Pornoheft at the annual music festival in Oskar-von-Miller Strasse Friday June 20th. The legendary Ants in Pants, the famous guys from Redondo Beat, and the underground stars Vivienne! Doors open at 9 pm. It's the first time in more than three decades that Pornoheft, Ants in Pants, Redondo Beat and Vivienne play together in one venue. Tickets to shows at OVM are available in person at the Oskar-von-Miller Strasse 16 box office. (4 €) Find things that you can enjoy, and give yourself a break to relax and have fun!

# March 17, 2003 The new Pornoheft CD is out: 1967 - 1970

For a free download click here

# February 26, 2003 Rumours about gigs in Frankfurt/Main and a new manager!
The band has announced it would not make any decisions about which promoter to select. Pornoheft has operated this way for more than 14 years. A contract would legalize the uses but would also restrict parking, noise, the number of events and number of patrons at events. It seems like Pornoheft's negotiating skills lead to MC Cooper as being the new manager, but the permit process, which Pornoheft began, is still continuing. Meanwhile the Oskar-von-Miller planning commission granted the permit in May 2003, Ants in Pants and Pornoheft are ready to rock, but Redondo Beat Combo still decide on the motion. The appeal is scheduled to be heard by the county board of supervisors on June 20, so watch out for tickets.

# January 9, 2003 Landen Boy renamed twice in one week!
Landen Boy again renamed himself. He finally changed his name to Fisz Dipn now. Actually like literally Golfregion and Roccophonie decided to change their names also. So Pornoheft is proud to introduce Sif Dishes, Vid Sicious and Fisz Dipn.

# January 4, 2003 Grosses E. changed his name to Landen Boy
Grosses E. is so obsessed with Pornoheft that he's renamed himself. He has legally changed his name to Landen Boy. Landen Boy plays with Pornoheft for more than four hours a day, seven days a week and even takes it on holiday because he can't bear to be without it. Landen Boy told The UK Mirror that everyone teases him about how much he loves Pornoheft, so it seemed natural to change his name.

"My family think I'm mad."

# December 24, 2002 France Tour 2003 confirmed!

July 05 :: Paris - Prologue
July 06 :: Saint-Denis/Montgeron - Meaux
July 07 :: La Ferté-sous-Jouarre - Sedan
July 08 :: Charleville-Mézières - Saint-Dizier
July 09 :: Joinville - Saint-Dizier
July 10 :: Troyes - Nevers
July 11 :: Nevers - Lyon
July 13 :: Sallanches - L'Alpe d'Huez
July 14 :: Bourg d'Oisans - Gap
July 15 :: Gap - Marseille
July 17 :: Narbonne - Toulouse
July 18 :: Gaillac - Cap' Découverte
July 19 :: Toulouse (Cité de l'Espace) - Plateau de Bonascre
July 20 :: Saint-Girons - Loudenvielle
July 21 :: Bagnères-de-Bigorre - Luz-Ardiden
July 23 :: Pau - Bayonne
July 24 :: Dax - Bordeaux
July 25 :: Bordeaux - Saint-Maixent-l'Ecole
July 26 :: Pornic - Nantes
July 27 :: Ville d'Avray - Paris Champs-Elysées

This year it is not an ordinary tour that we are preparing. This has been in our thoughts for the last few years. In order to celebrate this event we have already set up important operations with the Mint, and with the Post Office, for the fabrication of a commemorative medal and stamp. The magnificent book from our friends at L'Equipe recounting the last years has just appeared, and, on the television and the radio, retrospectives, documentaries, series, will see the day over the next few months. Along with exhibitions, and special animations for young people, and celebrations. Many more ideas will appear before next July. We ourselves have already glorified in our own way these years with a poster, which idealises our past, and which will be reproduced on tour by the merchandise caravan; along with a new logo, a new personality, open to modernity, to the future, to the youth of today, because we would like to see the values of Pornoheft perpetuated for a long time to come. But the audience in all that, you may say? The audience, we cannot -the rules are what they are- and nor do we want to, change it, to break its balance and its logic which give it its credibility: there will be no more mountain stages than usual, no less time trials than usual; no excessively long distances or untimely difficulties. All is measure and reason. This is what we expect of the audience today, in the straight line of audience ethics, that should not be provoked in favour of the attraction of the show alone. Yet, we will have a very pretty tour route, via the emphatic and symbolic allusion that we wanted to make to 2002. For, just as in 2002, we will set off from Paris and the l'Ile de France area - the famous Réveil-Matin in Montgeron still exists - and just as in 2002, we will pass through Lyon, Marseille, Toulouse, Bordeaux, Nantes; and even Ville d'Avray, on the last day. And, we will pay tribute to the memory of panic, we will remain faithful to those who have been faithful to us, and we will also innovate, by exploring Cap Découverte, in the Tarn region, or the Cité de l'Espace in Toulouse: nine new towns in total will figure on our route. Years later, without moving away from its fundamental points of reference, Pornoheft wants to retain its pioneering spirit.
Patric Priest, President of Cheat Punk Organisation
John & Mary Thewhites, Tour Manager

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